Congratulations, You’re Having a Baby! But Are You Sure?

Congratulations, You’re Having a Baby! But Are You Sure? Ah, the miracle of life. That moment when a couple looks at each other and thinks, “Let’s make a tiny, adorable human!” The excitement is palp...

Congratulations, You’re Having a Baby! But Are You Sure? Ah, the miracle of life.

That moment when a couple looks at each other and thinks, “Let’s make a tiny, adorable human!” The excitement is palpable, the nursery gets painted, and everyone starts cooing over tiny baby clothes and the potential for ginormous breasts.

But hold on a second, are you really ready for what you’re signing up for? Because that adorable baby is only cute and tiny for, well, a very tiny period of time.

The rest of the time, you’re raising a karma-inducing, planet-abusing, carnivore built for hurting nature and starting wars.