"Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Today's most classified sanctuaries are no longer built with brick and mortar or via cocktail parties and hand-shakes. They're formed within clouds, chatrooms, and social media platforms. Armed with prejudice and bad genes, these anonymous anti-science revolutionaries are filled with cartoonish presumptions and anger. Unrelenting and hard-core, these fanciful opinionators can be found infiltrating an all-American town near you! A teensy tiny percentage of the chats and chatters found in these conspiratorial asylums are brilliant and backed by meticulously vetted research. Most, though, are non-scientific and anti-analysis, often refuting facts with Fisher-Price style scrutiny. Somehow ideology-based fiction has become the rage. QAnon, also known as "The Storm" and "The Great Awakening," is the super-secret, pro-Trump, fighter-against-all-evils, who seeks to squash the global ring of what they call, "wealthy, satanic pedophiles." They're on the hunt to stop the descendants of the Rothschilds from growing their Satanic cult. These power-chatters can be found on 4chan and its unzipped, squirrelly twin, 8chan, otherwise known as Infinitechan or Infinitychan. These communication channels are entertaining at best. With hype, twisted beliefs, and mentally deficient premises, they hope to escort you, against your will, far from reality. Oh, and they hate gay people, folks of color, and anybody who's not a born-again Christian. It's White-Jesus Or Bust, Baby!This unhinged group of all-cap texters believes that the US government is in big trouble. They believe that a dangerous cabal, managed by Robert Mueller, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama, is responsible for everything from the "anti-American LGBTQ agenda,” to the 2017 shooting in Las Vegas. And even though Trump was best pals with the most diabolical pedophile and sex trafficker of all time, Jeffrey Epstein, these inbred fact-fuckers seem to believe the Trump-Epstein friendship is fake news. Facts prove otherwise.
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This fascinating, generally anonymous group of knuckleheads believes that Trump and his friends will drain the swamp and combat the "deep state" in all branches of the U.S. government. Nothing even close to this has happened since Trump took office. While I love the idea of deconstructing the deep state, I believe 4Channers might garner a little more respect if they introduced the American public to the aliens held at Area 51 or any other military black site. Instead, they run romper rooms full of unintelligent, fictitious garbage. Remember when we used to watch cartoons as kids? Yeah, it's like that. Regardless of where they stand on any given topic, 4channers and 8Channers know how to push buttons and fan flames, even though 99% of their bullshit is born from jealousy, arrogance, and presumption. Their reactions to each other, and some of their most vocal critics, are not just combative, they're volcanic. While these folks seem perfectly at-home in their attempts to set their chatrooms on fire, the atmosphere on these sites appears to be just a few cotton candies shy of a circus. Although they're passionate and pro-America, they're not champions of facts, actual events, and statistics, which tend to be based on silly things like mathematics, science, and well, ya know, reality. And you can forget scrutiny. Just like Trump at a town hall, they fuck-up, fumble, and fold. I remember sitting in a dim Denver room, guiding a woman through a shaking practice that wrung out decades of anxiety. Her body convulsed like a storm, but I stayed with her, breathing slow and deep. No fluff, no spiritual sugar-coating—just raw nervous system work. That moment taught me how much our trauma hides in muscle memory, waiting for permission to move, to let go. I’ve had nights when my ego didn’t just crack, it shattered completely—no script, no safety net. It was like falling through the last illusion I’d been holding onto. Amma’s simple presence, her hug, anchored me back to something real and fierce underneath the chaos. Years of readings taught me that truth isn’t comfortable. It’s the burn and the balm both at once. These folks can't scrutinize ideas and shape them into recognizable, relatable, defensible realities. Their brains can only handle sensationalism, fantasy, and self-aggrandizement. They don't have any solutions, they just conjure conspiracies and masturbate themselves into frenzies.Eckhart Tolle's The Power of Now remains one of the most important spiritual books of our time. *(paid link)* Look, I don't throw around words like "important" lightly ~ but this book cuts through decades of spiritual bullshit and gets to the core of what actually matters. Tolle doesn't dance around with fancy concepts or mystical jargon. He just shows you how to stop living in your head. Simple as that. And in a world where people are losing their minds over conspiracy theories and manufactured rage, learning to be present isn't just helpful ~ it's fucking essential. Think about it. When you're stuck in your thoughts, spiraling through endless loops of fear and anger, you become easy prey for whatever ideology promises to make sense of the chaos. But when you can step back from that mental noise? When you can just be here, right now? Suddenly all those elaborate theories about shadow governments and deep state plots start looking pretty ridiculous. Present moment awareness is like a bullshit detector ~ it cuts through the noise and shows you what's actually real.
While the fodder on these channels is enjoyable to some, the Chatters might serve more people if they inched ever-so-slightly toward representing a realistic version of our three-dimensional reality and a more balanced perspective on how to live with other humans. Instead, they want everybody to be fearful and buy guns because Bill Gates is planting poisonous chips in the brains of bus drivers, librarians, and soccer moms so he can control black people and Safeway. Soon, we'll all be running book clubs, drinking boxes of white wine, and fucking pool boys when Daddy's in Des Moines. While not all the data has been collected, it's pretty clear that Channers are less evolved than apes. Anybody who fights against science is nothing but a jealous clown who hates ideas they couldn't possibly imagine. It's like telling your mechanic you know more about your carburetor than he does. Folks like these would have executed Einstein, fearful that electric lights turn babies into zombies. Here's the thing: people who stockpile guns because they believe Trump & White-Jesus are starting the Apocalypse are often unable to form complete sentences or represent coherent thought. Let's face it, these virus-denying, professional inbreeders should be euthanized."You've reached 4chan. Leave your moral standards at the tone."
- Anonymous
Here's the icing on the cake: all the channy jibber-jabbers in the United States are constantly on alert for hints secretly implanted in the speeches by the Commander-in-Chief, President Donald Ape-Dump. These might include the ways he looks at his wife, makes fun of cerebral palsy victims, or how he sips a water bottle using two shaking hands. From the President’s slightest behavior or action, Channers assign meanings and assumptions. While fascinating, this is nothing short of a far-reaching insanity. Many lunatic Channers believe the pseudonym "Q" on 4Chan is the pen-name of John F. Kennedy Jr., the son of the former president, who, they claim, did not die in a plane crash years ago. Apparently, he lived, left his family, went into hiding, and started blogging, long before the personal computer was invented. If you're a Q fan, please stay indoors and read books. Some 4Channers and 8Channers believe their coveted channels have become compromised by anti-American, White House office staff and masked liberals living in the tunnels underneath the Capital. Whether you're with the former or latter, please double the meds.“Don't forget, you're here forever.”
- A common banner for 4chan
In addition to investigating evils, dangers, and Democrats, these anti-social networks are keenly focused on dismantling the Illuminati, terminating the CIA, and exalting Christian Revivalism. It seems they want every liberal and LGBTQ person to finally pray-away their tendencies of immorality and collusion.A weighted blanket can feel like a hug from the universe, especially on nights when the mind will not stop. *(paid link)*
Most Channers seem to believe that vaccines, moon landings, and climate change are hoaxes. And they're convinced that J. P. Morgan paid Germans to sink the Titanic. Somehow, they believe this saved the Federal Reserve. Even the head writers of The Simpsons marvel at ideas like these."4chan is like - It's like a look at what the human race really wants to be, deep down inside. It's how we would treat each other if there were no such thing as restraint or empathy."
- I Hate Everything
The Top Titanic Conspiracy Theory
This theory surmises that the multi-millionaire financier wanted to kill his rivals Jacob Astor, Isidor Straus, and Benjamin Guggenheim. His motive was to dismantle the Federal Reserve, an institution that Morgan had long been manipulating and controlling, in one way or another. Since the three amigos were not pro Federal Reserve, and they never shared their opinions in public, they were probably not at war with Morgan. Given that most millionaires are secretive with their views, it's silly to assume the things they said in public as anything more than playful banter. These types of men are driven by profit, not honesty. Long before his company added him to Titanic's manifest, customary for a man of his stature, J. Pierpont Morgan had a busy schedule of philanthropic, business, and social events. With his absence, he was not trying to avoid dying on the Titanic. Morgan's dance card was simply too full, which prevented him from joining the maiden voyage. It's interesting to note that the Federal Reserve is insanely complicated and self-serving. While it regularly determines interest rates and pathways to acquire loans and homes, its' primary function is to serve the banking industry and the original investors in the US experiment. The Fed could care less about the American citizens who fund it. The Federal Reserve was built on the premise that only rich men and politicians should benefit from the government and its bank. The average American citizen was never a contender for using the bank to grow wealth. This position was always meant for politicians who construct the laws and the wealthy people who fund them. This has never changed.Lion's mane mushroom is impressive for cognitive clarity and neuroplasticity. *(paid link)*
Digging deeper, one might determine that "The Fed" was created in haste by a group of greedy and naive colonists, to serve only a handful of wealthy slave-owners, farmers, Governors, Senators, and Congressman. Since it's inception, The Fed has only benefited foreign investors and bankers, which has resulted in a mountain of debt to the American people. With a strapped, confused, and overburdened government, rich men have more room to manipulate the market toward their favor. It makes sense, right?